Roommate for Sale

!! FOR SALE !!

Have you struggled to find that perfect roommate? Looking for someone who you can not only live with, but live for? After enrolling in the glorious Florida State University, I was given the chance to experience college at its best; dorms. Though, not only was I given dorm, but a roommate. Taking my chances, I decided that I would embrace the unknown and let Florida State choose whom I would live with for my Fall/Spring academic year. Opening the door cautiously, I entered my chamber of college experience and there he was. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, my friend, my bathroom buddy, my unofficially official Kellum brother, my roommate, Patrick Mentry. Fun-loving, outgoing, and entertaining, Patrick is guaranteed to satisfy your roommate demands. He's your little brother, older brother, father, house cat, sister?, and friend all in one amazing package. Some may question my reasoning for pursuing such an act. Its simple, I would like to share with you the same enriching experience that I was given my first year here at Florida State University. I feel that not only was I given a solid education, but a solid friendship as well. So stop looking for that random roommate out there and start learning about the beloved Patrick Mentry. He's single, smart, and most importantly, for sale. Call for details. Serious inquiries only.