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Charlie Sheen: The Warlock with Tiger Blood... Winning!

The next time you have a rough day at work, fail an exam, or get into a car accident, pause before you begin to cry. Why? Because at least you aren't Charlie Sheen. At least you aren't stuck with a crazy arrest record, a body completely destroyed by booze, drugs, and hookers, and the entire universe laughing in your face. Sure, he might have a ridiculous amount of attention, but not one bit of it is positive. For the past month, we have seen this ex Two and a Half Men star turn into a complete riot, and it is unlikely that he is going to disappear from the spotlight anytime soon.

His first arrest was at the age of sixteen, he admitted to being a customer of the notorious madam Heidi Fleiss, he has several domestic violence reports against him, and has attended many rehab programs for drug addictions. If his life isn't bad enough, according to a Rasmussen Report survey, 71% of Americans have an unfavorable view of Mr. Sheen, 42% having a "very unfavorable" view of him. These, along with other reasons, are why he was dismissed from CBS and Warner Bros. where he was reported as the highest paid TV star as Charlie on Two and a Half Men. It was after he demanded $3 million dollars/episode (because a measly $1.5 million was not enough) that the network had enough and let him go. It was after this that Charlie posted a Ustream video where his outrage began.

This is only one of the several videos lurking on the Internet- he has posted many others as well along with postings of his various interviews with ABC and others. It is because of these videos that the world has gone on a Charlie Sheen quoting rampage. The best of these quotes include:

"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning."

"I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning- I win here, and I win there."

"You can't process me with a normal brain."

"I am on a dug-it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available

because if you try it, you will due. Your face will melt off

and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"I got tiger blood, man."

"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like

'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a

way that's maybe not from, uh... this terrestrial realm."

"Dying is for fools, amateurs."

And finally...

"WINNING, DUH!"

Some might say he is putting on an act for attention, and others think he is just completely high on drugs and totally, mentally unstable. Whatever the case, Sheen has caught attention from all major news sources and every pop culture magazine. He is a riot and people cannot seem to get enough. Whatever his tactic may be, he seems to be "winning" the attention of many. As mentioned above, this might not be positive, but it is attention none-the-less.

Charlie Sheen is not likely to leave the media anytime soon- he is touring with an act, is selling shirts featuring "Winning" on them, and has no incentive to stop his attempts at terrorizing CBS and Warner Bros. It is only a matter of time, however, until the Warlock's life in the fast lane catches up with him. But, until then, we can continue to be entertained by the one, the only, Charlie Sheen.

And remember everyone, you are either

in Sheen's Korner or you're with the trolls!